Rajini Saar !!!!!

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant
has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with
Rajnikant.

* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)

* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.

* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)

* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to
different shades of black and blue.

* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

* Rajnikant can divide by zero.

* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each
action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

* When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will
score over 1600.
* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with
his own rage.

* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"

* If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate
zero results. It just doesn't happen.

* Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

* Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the
other nine faint.

* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant
kicked one of the corners off.

* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon
reflection,
he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he
went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

* Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified
that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all
of its decedents now have white hair.